thar she blows…

April 5, 2009

being 35&single leaves a lot of time to just sit around and do nothing, which i’m quite good at.  sometimes that nothing leads to interesting places on the internet and in between visiting free porn sites, i think i may have discovered the most disgusting page on the internet.  like a train wreck, i couldn’t stop looking…

and right now, i can feel a giant one festering on my back inbetween my shoulderblades.. just out of reach…


35 & single

April 5, 2009

so i’m 35 and single.  I hope you gathered that much info already.  if not, you shoudl probably leave.  I live in maryland, just north of baltimore.  I come from a relatively normal family. I have 2 great parents who are still happily married, and an older brother.

I was a tomboy growing up, always the 3rd wheel in friendships when I was a kid and have been overweight since the 3rd grade.  I spent my high school and college years in love with my best friend who turns out was gay and knew it all along, Didn’t lose my virginity until I was 25, which was a mistake and I can’t even remember the guys name.. Mark something…   I have never been asked out on a date and have had exactly two “boyfriends.”  “boyfriend” remains in quotations because the frist one lived 2000 miles away in england and i only got to see him twice a year for 2 weeks at a time.  Not really m uch of a relationship there.  And the other would never actually admit we were in a relationship.. apparently I fuck all my friends.. who knew?!

so now i find myself 35 & single. Renting a house that’s drafty and practically falling down from a slumlord who won’t do anything about the fact that i have squirrels living in my attic, walls and in between the floors of my  house, not to mention the giant hole in the roof. I have a job i love but it barely pays the bills.  I’m in debt up to my eyeballs with student loans that I can’t even begin to pay. Oh. and I have ginormous feet.

ain’t life great?